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January 24th, 2006
09:22 am - OH MY HARRY!!! Fanfiction!! I've been reading it all afternoon now! I love it!
Watch this space for my own fanfiction epic!
Recommendations:
Squash Spider by Acroturq4evah - I love this story! It's so ..Acroturq! Plus it captures the character motivations and personalities of these wonderful characters in so little words! Plus it's hot, even if they don't eat each other. YAY!
Total Death Eater Request Live by CaliDEGrrrrl - This was so good! I love ..well, everything!
ANTI-recommendation!
His Eyes Like Jade Sparkles by TornadoSlut80 - One word to you, missy! Mine.
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January 2nd, 2006
08:46 pm - Intellectually discussing. As many of you must know, I am a huge fan of Acromantula-Man. I'm especially a huge fan of the Turquoise Troll (he's so hot, a trollish kind of way! And turquoise!) and have been reading this comic since I was tinier than tiny!
Recently, the series' creator Lea denied the popular fan theory that two arch nemesises of the comic, Acromantula-Man and The Turquoise Troll would get together to have inappropriately sexy superhero sex in the end of the story. All of us Acroturq enthusiasts were devastated! But I've taken another look at the interview and I think I know what's really going on here!
( Read more... ) Current Music: The Smithereens, "Love, Peace, Harmony"
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November 7th, 2005
02:07 pm - Busy busy busy! After conversing with the future president of America and receiving a pretty good grade on that essay, I have been SO busy with schoolwork it's nuts. Why are people going redheaded? Where is Harry (woe)? Where is that sarcastic boy from Ravenclaw?
In other news, look at this Music homework I've got!
Devise an algorithm by which the migratory habits, wing shapes, aerodynamic profile and turbulence characteristics of swallows will produce a breakaway pop sensation. Partial credit for a surf rock anthem or a power ballad. No credit for an indie noise CD of considerable critical acclaim.
It's so complicated! I was thinking of combining to past Muggle musical masterpieces, one of them is called "Listen To the Flower People" and the other one is called "Final Countdown". The working title for this project is "Countdown the Flower People" but it's very much a work in progress.
Am I the only one studying?
Where's Harry? I need to give him some chocolates.
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October 13th, 2005
12:43 pm - School is great! I just thought I'd share my homework with the rest of you schoolers. DO NOT COPY! Or I'll bite.
The assignment for Wizarding Law & Ethics: Compare and contrast British parlimentary law with American constitutional governance. The American Constitution does not provide for any wizarding-specific governance, is this a setback?
Why America Sucks by Romilda Vane
I'm only of fifteen years of age, which is not much but it's nearly a quarter of a century, which makes a girl think. About America.
The American state (or, the United States of America, as they prefer but as they have bastardized the great English language by making it American and stupid, I hold the right to call them whatever they want. I want. I mean. I want.) is funded on respectable principles of human rights and freedom. Or so one would think. But it is not necessarily so. Why? Because I said so.
Okay. America has a constitution where they don't mention wizards at all. AT ALL I tell you. No wonder they killed so many witches in Salem last year. Beasts. Anyway, this has of course lead to us British people wondering, why is America so stupid? After all, as it is widely known, the British government fully recognises the existence of wizards and witches. They don't know about it and deny ever hearing about it, but it's there, black and white in their law books.
Muggles themselves refer to these Wizard Laws as "page numbers". Those silly Muggles. Have they not studied the Merlin Code? If you read the numbers by tilting your head 54.35 degrees to the left, you'll clearly see the Ancient Peleponian letters that say the following:
Wizards exist among us. They have their own Minister and there's a wand pointed to my head please somebody hel--
( Read more... ) Current Mood: analytical!
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September 30th, 2005
02:33 pm - You're so cute when you're telling me off! Beggars can't be choosers, Harry. I'll try to be the best stalker you'll ever have! And it's not like I have any serious competition. Yes, Millicent, you certainly put the 'ho' in horrible.
In other news, boy, that was weird. At first I wondered what it was and if I had eaten something bad because I was seeing double! Wonder what that was all about.
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August 28th, 2005
10:29 pm - re: Harry's audiotory post. I cannot reply to it since he hasn't added me as a friend! I am so distraught over this. I hope he returns properly so he can add me as a friend and we can start connecting on a deeper, philosophical and spiritual partnership level!
This is what I would've responded to his post, had I the ability to:
What an awful transcript! I am appalled. I wish I could hear Harry's voice. It has such a lovely, loud ring to it.
Hi, Harry!*
* Note the cheery, casual tone of this greeting, sure to welcome him to the genuine warmth of my personality and the possibilities that lie there. I spent 20 minutes writing it, trying to get it just right and I think I managed that. Romilda 1 - World 0! Current Mood: victorious!!
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